Official weigh-in results. Corrections are recorded, never silently overwritten.
| Rank | Chicken | Previous | New weight | Change | Verification | Evidence |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | #011 Wing Commander | 0.00 lbs | 5.59 lbs | +5.59 lbs | Official | — |
| 2 | #001 Tank | 0.00 lbs | 5.57 lbs | +5.57 lbs | Official | — |
| 3 | #012 Colonel Cluck | 0.00 lbs | 5.52 lbs | +5.52 lbs | Official | — |
| 4 | #017 Foghorn | 0.00 lbs | 5.42 lbs | +5.42 lbs | Official | — |
| 5 | #016 Henrietta | 0.00 lbs | 5.16 lbs | +5.16 lbs | Official | — |
| 6 | #021 General Tso | 0.00 lbs | 5.08 lbs | +5.08 lbs | Official | — |
| 7 | #019 Eggbert | 0.00 lbs | 5.07 lbs | +5.07 lbs | Official | — |
| 8 | #010 Feather Locklear | 0.00 lbs | 4.87 lbs | +4.87 lbs | Official | — |
| 9 | #007 Drumstick | 0.00 lbs | 4.83 lbs | +4.83 lbs | Official | — |
| 10 | #015 Fry Guy | 0.00 lbs | 4.80 lbs | +4.80 lbs | Official | — |
| 11 | #003 Nugget | 0.00 lbs | 4.65 lbs | +4.65 lbs | Official | — |
| 12 | #004 Greedy | 0.00 lbs | 4.45 lbs | +4.45 lbs | Official | — |
| 13 | #002 Biscuit | 0.00 lbs | 4.43 lbs | +4.43 lbs | Official | — |
| 14 | #009 Cornelius | 0.00 lbs | 4.40 lbs | +4.40 lbs | Official | — |
| 15 | #018 Yolko Ono | 0.00 lbs | 4.30 lbs | +4.30 lbs | Official | — |
| 16 | #008 Cluck Norris | 0.00 lbs | 4.26 lbs | +4.26 lbs | Official | — |
| 17 | #025 Notorious C.L.U.C.K. | 0.00 lbs | 4.17 lbs | +4.17 lbs | Official | — |
| 18 | #022 Popcorn | 0.00 lbs | 4.13 lbs | +4.13 lbs | Official | — |
| 19 | #024 Scramble | 0.00 lbs | 4.05 lbs | +4.05 lbs | Official | — |
| 20 | #005 Pepper | 0.00 lbs | 4.00 lbs | +4.00 lbs | Official | — |
| 21 | #014 Waffles | 0.00 lbs | 3.96 lbs | +3.96 lbs | Official | — |
| 22 | #023 Omelette | 0.00 lbs | 3.88 lbs | +3.88 lbs | Official | — |
| 23 | #006 Big Bird | 0.00 lbs | 3.84 lbs | +3.84 lbs | Official | — |
| 23 | #020 Sir Pecks-a-Lot | 0.00 lbs | 3.84 lbs | +3.84 lbs | Official | — |
| 25 | #013 Nacho | 0.00 lbs | 3.73 lbs | +3.73 lbs | Official | — |
